seriousjones:

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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anymannymore:

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTTLE STAR

HOW IWONDER WHERE U R 

UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH

HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKA 

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mrbuffalo:

And for those of you who don’t love Youtube, here’s the Vimeo version of Diner Danger